10:13 p.m. - 04.15.2003
God's Ab-solution
If you have the means - I highly recommend polishing off a bottle of wine with your mom and then talking her into going shopping. She's only all too happy to buy whatever your poor-ass wants!
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If I dump a whole bottle of firming cream on my stomach at night - when I wake up maybe I'll have killer abs like Jesus?
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