Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

01.04.2004 - 5:36 p.m.

I already foresee myself being in a car accident because of these new DVD entertainment systems they have in Mini-Vans and SUVs.

Everytime I get stuck behind one - no matter how much I try I can't help but watch whatever they're watching too. I try to hang back or pass them, but sometimes I can't avoid it. I predict bad things. There really should be laws - like driving and cell phones.

If I'm stuck in one of those bumper-to-bumper messes that also happens to be moving at 70mph, do you really expect me to keep my eyes on both your brake lights and the warm glow of Spongebob pouring out of your car? You, my friend, ask too much of me.

out to pasture - to the barn raising