VHS or Beta

10.29.2004 - 10:11 a.m.

Last night I got the txt msg:

"Prrr. When you get home will you rub my belly and slap me into heat?"

I had to ask the sender, "wtf?!"

Apparently, it seems "stranger out of context". No sh*t.

It was a fwd from my friend's girlfriend. It seems our other friend was rubbing his cat's belly once, and then give it a slap on the back - you know like you do, to signal to animals, "hey, it's been great petting you, but this is the end. Scoot."

Only his cat started crawling around all crazy and howling - as if in pain. Thinking he may have inadvertently hurt it's back or something they rushed it to the vet - who informed them the cat was merely in heat!

He had rubbed his cat, and then slapped into heat! Too damn funny.

Totally my new saying - "well slap me into heat!"

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This all went down at the Chop Suey where I was volunteering with Music for America to get these crazy hipster kids to vote at the VHS or Beta, The Fever, Har Mar Superstar show.

Long story short - if you have the chance, go see VHS or Beta live. In fact, make it priority one. The Album? Meh. But live? wowie. Disco Punk Jam at it's best. ...and for the curious, Har Mar said he's on the Jimmy Kimmel halloween show tonight.

out to pasture - to the barn raising