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11:52 a.m. - 04.14.2003 To prepare I popped in the original Matrix to reacquaint myself with the storyline. Why can't things in this movie ever happen to me? I want some knock-out woman that wears a tight patent-leather jumper well to strut up to me one day and say, "You. Are destined for absolute greatness. Because I love you." And then we skip off together and save the world in our his-n-hers matching leather jumpsuits. Is this asking so much? (I feel like maybe it could happen, but I don't wanna hang out in those kinds of bars or clubs.) � � |