Show Me Your Stunt Butt!

05.23.2004 - 8:30 p.m.

Read today where they think roughly 5,500 Iraqis have died since America rolled up in that piece to protect oursleves from their nuclear weapons, cuz of 9/11 and all, y'know?

So - walking through the math - 3,000 people died on 9/11, and now almost twice(!) as many civilians of an unrelated country have died, in our efforts to curb another 9/11? Is that how you stop the deaths of 3,000 more americans - randomly offing 6,000 somewhere else? Is this that "fuzzy math" polticians are always yaking about?

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workworkwork, playplayplay - that's my life now.

I started a video sketch comedy troupe called Stunt Butt. The pilot is kind of a Spinal Tap meets The Office thingie. Stunt Butt is this hipster Electroclash band that is way more into their image than actually ever producing a single song. And they beacome insanely popular and famous in the elitist Seattle music scene, without anyone ever hearing them play a single note. There's a funny bit where they get so big and they hold a cattle call to cast the stunt butts for Stunt Butt. It's shaping up though - the only thing I'm really missing is a female member or two. Oh - and a script. But otherwise, it's solid.

out to pasture - to the barn raising